Tiger Woods Is Selling His Private Swedish Island Now That He Doesn't Need To Stash Elin And The Kids There While He's Out Banging Strippers
(Source) A luxury island previously owned by Tiger Woods, the golfer, is up for sale. The 62-acre island, in Lake Mälaren, Sweden, was the former home of the 14-time major winner and his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, to whom he was married for six years. It boasts six tee-off areas for a custom-made golf hole, features a secluded villa, a hunting lodge and its very own landing strip for propeller planes. The island also includes a protected quay, private ferry boat, historic hill fort, pasture land for horses, stables and two small Skinnpälsarna islands with a water area of around 500 acres. However, potential buyers will have to bring their own clubs as the main building does not come with furnishing.
Sabine Rollinger, of Vladi Private Islands, which is listing the island, said: “This island was owned by Tiger Woods, but after his divorce he doesn’t need an island in Sweden any more. “This is a unique, exclusive private island with total privacy. It includes a private harbour, untouched woods, beautiful lush parks, open fields, striking lake views and a tastefully designed main residence, a mini-mansion. “Also on the island is a landing strip and six tee-off areas for golf practice. The secluded villa, hunting lodge and stables are located on the main island and surrounded by a very large lawn. “Here you can land your private prop airplane, play soccer, do some riding or enjoy unstructured golfing. “A hundred metres from the villa is the private, protected bay, and a 50-metre long quay that provides plenty of space for your own, and your friends’ boats. “This is the place to begin great fishing trips in your own private fishing waters, take a boat ride out to Mälaren’s over 1,000 islands or the beautiful archipelago of Stockholm.
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“This island was owned by Tiger Woods, but after his divorce he doesn’t need an island in Sweden any more.
That right there is the moneymaker. Now that Tiger isn’t married he doesn’t need an island to stash his wife and kids far far away from the real world where certain blasian bad boys piss on strippers and porn stars, not naming names. Honestly, of all the things Tiger has done in his life, all the awards, all the majors, all the money, this right here might be the most impressive move. He literally bought an island for his wife so she would stay out of his hair. Thousands of miles away from the nearest Orlando Hooters, middle of nowhere, on an island, it’s perfect. It’s the equivalent of a regular guy saying he has to run an errand and then going directly to the bar, only if you first bought your wife an island and the errand was in a completely different country where you could fuck anything you wanted. So yeah, the island is gone, sold to the highest bidder, but it should never be forgotten, because that right there is innovation.